I am old

I fell off the stairs at my apartment this morning, twisting my right knee, ankle and hip while scraping my left forearm.

Bleagh. Tylenol and an antibiotic wipe seem to be handling it, tho

And then I had to evaluate the effectiveness of a return rule on trouble tickets

( My needs as a wireless communications troubleshooter are few. )

Five minutes and a handful of henna is all I ask.