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Are we coming back?
Dec. 5th, 2018 01:21 pm Now that Tumblr is threatening to poop the bed, Dreamwidth is looking hip again.
A Bible. Some lipstick. An inhaler.
Sep. 1st, 2017 09:34 pm With floodwaters rising and a rescue boat waiting, the urgent question: What to bring?
http://wapo.st/2vvCraV
This is possibly the most Southern thing I've seen in awhile.
This is possibly the most Southern thing I've seen in awhile.
You might be addicted if
Sep. 1st, 2017 06:55 pm You get twitchy boycotting tumblr for even just one day.
In other news, I now have a (very low-paying) job that starts one year and two days after my last one ended.
In other news, I now have a (very low-paying) job that starts one year and two days after my last one ended.
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May. 25th, 2017 10:48 am Sammi: (purrs and snoozes on my lap)
Rodney: (leaps like a mountain lion to my chest)
Rodney: (assumes full catloaf, looks smug)
Sammi: I keel heem! DED!
Rodney: (yawns hugely)
Sammi: ...after nap
Rodney: (leaps like a mountain lion to my chest)
Rodney: (assumes full catloaf, looks smug)
Sammi: I keel heem! DED!
Rodney: (yawns hugely)
Sammi: ...after nap
Intrusive images: answer?
May. 25th, 2017 10:15 amSo, a few weeks ago, I posted about my frustration with intrusive images. justalurkr.dreamwidth.org/384576.html
The answer is: ask a licensed professional counselor!
1. Visualize a large stop sign over the image.
2. When you see the image, notice which direction you're looking & look somewhere else in your field of vision. (May also be helpful for intrusive thoughts.)
3. Quit looking at grotesque shit on the internet. (Ok maybe not said in so many words, but heavily implied. :D )
The answer is: ask a licensed professional counselor!
1. Visualize a large stop sign over the image.
2. When you see the image, notice which direction you're looking & look somewhere else in your field of vision. (May also be helpful for intrusive thoughts.)
3. Quit looking at grotesque shit on the internet. (Ok maybe not said in so many words, but heavily implied. :D )
That feeling when
May. 21st, 2017 09:55 pmYou've made your cat so happy,he's mostly asleep and drooling.
It's all fun & games
May. 14th, 2017 04:52 pmUntil Ebola breaks out.
Or there's an earthquake.
Maybe a hurricane?
God forbid, a terrorist attack.
Seriously! Look at what's going on in Washington D.C.at the moment and picture a humanitarian crisis occurring somewhere.
I've got to back away from news coverage again, clearly.
Or there's an earthquake.
Maybe a hurricane?
God forbid, a terrorist attack.
Seriously! Look at what's going on in Washington D.C.at the moment and picture a humanitarian crisis occurring somewhere.
I've got to back away from news coverage again, clearly.
Intrusive images
May. 11th, 2017 02:38 pmSo I was on snopes.com, debunking a cousin's Facebook post, when I saw a grotesque image as part of the article.
Ever since, my brain has been going "ick! That was gross! Here, look at it again! Wasn't that awful?"
Suggestions for making my brain effing STOP already?
Ever since, my brain has been going "ick! That was gross! Here, look at it again! Wasn't that awful?"
Suggestions for making my brain effing STOP already?
One-eyed manicure highlights, take 2
May. 10th, 2017 04:26 amIn an effort to avoid polish-dipped fingertips, I now have naked stripes on most of my nail edges.
[HEADDESK]
[HEADDESK]
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May. 9th, 2017 11:46 amWhat does the Secret Service do if the FBI shows up with a warrant for the President's arrest?
One-eyed manicure highlight reel
May. 8th, 2017 01:53 pmClose work with one functional eye and only 15 minute of sitting upright allowed makes for a rushed manicure.
I have blue polish all over my finger tips.
I have blue polish all over my finger tips.
The eye surgery went off without a hitch. I'm doing that immensely boring face down for 10 to 14 days so it can heal thing.
My tablet has never worked this hard! :-)
My tablet has never worked this hard! :-)
Thank goodness someone showed some sense
May. 7th, 2017 08:38 pmRef Macron's decisive victory over LePen
I wish America had snapped out of its nativist daze in time for our election.
I wish America had snapped out of its nativist daze in time for our election.
A Short Whine
May. 2nd, 2017 09:39 amSo, I'm having the kind of eye surgery that means I need to stay face down for up to three weeks afterward, and I'm having it tomorrow.
Naturally, the whole world is about to party. Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 2, opens two days later, and the Georgia Aquarium is having a Cinco de Mayo celebration this weekend.
Y'all have fun out there!
Naturally, the whole world is about to party. Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 2, opens two days later, and the Georgia Aquarium is having a Cinco de Mayo celebration this weekend.
Y'all have fun out there!
That dilemma
Apr. 30th, 2017 02:53 pm...when your new favorite shade of nail polish needs four coats to be opaque.
OPI Coney Island Cotton Candy. Gorgeous shell-like pinky coral and complements my skin tone. Four. FREAKING. Coats.
OPI Coney Island Cotton Candy. Gorgeous shell-like pinky coral and complements my skin tone. Four. FREAKING. Coats.
Rodney has decided to be murdercat
Apr. 26th, 2017 12:02 pmEither that, or he got a dose of vinegar and salt this morning. He's been stalking me around the house, expressing affection by means of paw swipes and toe nips. That's usually Sammi's deal.
I get to have more eye surgery!
Apr. 25th, 2017 07:03 pmMy macula is puckering, I kid you not.
There will be anesthesia and a bubble and a period of time spent face down while my repaved macula heals.
Now I'm sort of glad teaching school and temp work didn't work out as planned, because this is going to be a good month of fussing.
Protip: if letters are squirming around each other on the page or screen, that MIGHT be your brain trying to fill a hole in your visual input. Get that checked out!
There will be anesthesia and a bubble and a period of time spent face down while my repaved macula heals.
Now I'm sort of glad teaching school and temp work didn't work out as planned, because this is going to be a good month of fussing.
Protip: if letters are squirming around each other on the page or screen, that MIGHT be your brain trying to fill a hole in your visual input. Get that checked out!
I am appalled and petrified
Apr. 23rd, 2017 12:00 pmTo avoid housework, I've been googling nonsense most of the morning. DON'T JUDGE ME.
You that auto-complete thing Google does? Where as you type "why isn't the USA spending on infrastructure?" it pops up frequent searches as you laboriously one-finger type into your tablet?
"Why isn't the USA..." auto-completed with "...in the Bible?"
Mind. BLOWN.
You that auto-complete thing Google does? Where as you type "why isn't the USA spending on infrastructure?" it pops up frequent searches as you laboriously one-finger type into your tablet?
"Why isn't the USA..." auto-completed with "...in the Bible?"
Mind. BLOWN.
