I am appalled and petrified

[justalurkr]

To avoid housework, I've been googling nonsense most of the morning. DON'T JUDGE ME.

You that auto-complete thing Google does? Where as you type "why isn't the USA spending on infrastructure?" it pops up frequent searches as you laboriously one-finger type into your tablet?

"Why isn't the USA..." auto-completed with "...in the Bible?"

Mind. BLOWN.

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[superbadgirl]

On the eighth day, God created Amurica and it was ... a total clusterfuck.

[justalurkr]

I know, right? The only people I can think of who'd be asking that question should know enough about the Bible to just not.