What does "Geek Orthodox" mean to you?

I've been meaning to post this ever since I got my "Geek Orthodox" T-shirt at Dragon*con last year (in size Large, as opposed to XL or even the XXL I was headed for before WW which I might 'll stop bragging about shortly.)

To me, "Geek Orthodox" means:

Captain James T. Kirk
Han Solo shot first
There was only one (movie)
For that matter, there was only one TV Series, too
"Whatever Blair Sandburg tells him to do"
David Tennant (modern)
Tom Baker (pre-hiatus)
Faramir was robbed
Not having to explain the above references. ;)

What's your list?

Edited to add:
Jack O'Neill (Seasons 1-3)
Jack O'Neil (for all time)
Vampires don't sparkle!

Edited again to add:
There is no Season 6. Ever
Friday nights, 9pm = R.I.P.
Connery. Sean Connery.

Writer's Block: Lassie, come home!

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Not that I clearly recall. When Mom and I first moved to California (I was 6ish) our cats were indoor/outdoor, and I doubt either made it to age 5. I don't think either of them went missing prior to getting hit by cars, and all pets since have been indoor cats and well-fenced dogs. The cat taken by kidney failure at 12 and the dog gone from some sort of infection at age 8 were considered slackers, as all the rest made it to ages 15 to 20. Yes, outstanding vet care and high quality food both make a difference, but there is no substitute for keeping one's pet out of traffic and away from predators.

Whiny Little B!tch Patrol

Here's another fun exercise in Geek Orthodoxy!

Rank in order of Whiny Little B!tch-iness (whiniest to not!whiniest, or countdown style w/ numbers; it's up to you) :

Angel/Angelus
Daniel Jackson
Dean Winchester
Dominar Rygel XVI
Douglas Fargo
Duncan MacLeod
Luke Skywalker
Mickey Smith
Owen Harper
Rodney McKay
Shawn Spencer
Zachary Smith

Extra credit: show your work in amusing, supporting-evidence anecdotes, especially any that explain how anyone could possibly be littler, whinier or b!tchier than ( cut to avoid surveyor bias )

Double extra credit: amusing anecdotes that demonstrate the extent to which someone left off this list far exceeds any of those included in pure WLB quotient.

Win for life extra credit: everyone who respects the opinions of other posters and does not themselves become a WLB when disagreed with.