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Until August 6, 2012, Curses and Blessings for All Occasions is free on amazon.com, and presumably other e-book sellers, too, as the the banner ad at gocomics.com specified the e-book is downloadable without mentioning a specific vendor.


Blessings include:
  • May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible.
  • May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels.
  • May your corpse be museum worthy.
Curses include:
  • May small dogs exploit all your insecurities.
  • May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof.
  • May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.


edited to add:  I'm only on curse #28 and have consulted the Urban Dictionary twice. (once for "brazilian blowout" (which...ick. I prefer the family-friendly definition about hair straightening;) and again for "merkin."

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