ATTENTION all warped E-reader users
Aug. 5th, 2012 11:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
justalurkrUntil August 6, 2012, Curses and Blessings for All Occasions is free on amazon.com, and presumably other e-book sellers, too, as the the banner ad at gocomics.com specified the e-book is downloadable without mentioning a specific vendor.
Blessings include:
edited to add: I'm only on curse #28 and have consulted the Urban Dictionary twice. (once for "brazilian blowout" (which...ick. I prefer the family-friendly definition about hair straightening;) and again for "merkin."
Blessings include:
- May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible.
- May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels.
- May your corpse be museum worthy.
- May small dogs exploit all your insecurities.
- May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof.
- May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.
edited to add: I'm only on curse #28 and have consulted the Urban Dictionary twice. (once for "brazilian blowout" (which...ick. I prefer the family-friendly definition about hair straightening;) and again for "merkin."
