Seeking crossover: Boa vs. Python/Mega Snake

[justalurkr]

I'm hacking up a lung at home sick and could not possibly feel worse for bad fic on the or order of a Mega Snake/BvP crossover. Srsly.

ABUSE ME!!!

Comments

[nialla]

Dear god, you really are sick.

Sure you wouldn't rather have porn? Porn heals.

[blink]

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

Are you telling me there's no Betty/Mega Snake nookie to be had?

[Veronica quietly confiscates the Thera Flu]

Re: [blink]

[nialla]

Betty would eat Mega Snake. Is that porny enough?

Re: [blink]

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

Only if MS still had...um...MS down for a snack? [sometimes I disturb myself]

Also

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

I just tuned in to the final hour of the 24 premiere and WHO SHAVED MY BOY'S HEAD? I am outraged

Shall not mention names as am too lazy to modify for spoiler warnings ;)

Re: Also

[nialla]

I taped the two hours yesterday and the two hours today. I decided it would be easier to watch them on one shot.

By the time I saw your message about ICQ, you'd already logged off. Or possibly V and Rodney spiked your TheraFlu and shut off the computer.

Where are my cats

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

...and how did I get this bruise? And why are there Miata-like tire tracks in the driveway? [iz puzzled]

AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MAN'S ACCENT?

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

My very very senior boy's accent, that is.

also am now in icq

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

so I can squee about things like "HE'LL GET OUT OF IT"

That man actually said HE'LL GET OUT OF IT.