House SPOILERS

[justalurkr]

Note to Cuddy: When you are female, and House finds a way to feed you your balls anyway? For the love of GOD, give that man the painkillers!

Note to Foreman: You are my new TV boyfriend. Did we know you had a brother in jail on what appeared to be drug-related charges? I don't care. You handed Tritter his balls in a sack, and you are Da Man for it.

Note to Cameron: Uh, thank you for not being a rude bitch to the customer care rep? Having spent nine and half years before that particular mast, I actually didn't hate you for a simpering twit or a lame House-wannabe there for a few seconds.

Note to Chase: Speak truth to power, then for God's sake, DUCK!

Note to Wilson: You are so on the couch, pal. In outer freaking Mongolia, after House has skinned you, boned you and used the materials to build the leaky yurt you will be sleeping in.

Note to Tritter: Someday, you will need a doctor. On that day, you may be very, very sorry if the nearest hospital is Princeton Plainsboro. I think they all know you there now. Oh, and when Cuddy feed you your nuts? I will be there with the little tomato florettes for garnish. Oh, my, yes.