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Nov. 17th, 2006 09:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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orange852.
1. You were out there, dude, throwing some way freaky parties. You had the host with the most, so I stuck it out about as long as he did. There's a lot to be said for knowing when to say "enough." You were my first, though, so I can never be too bitter.
2. You needed a better decorator and tailor, and dwelled a bit too much on the past without ever learning from it, but day-um, you had the moves!
3. We met when you came up to visit your badly dressed, brooding friend, and I guess it might have been rude to leave with youand never look back, but it's like we were soulmates or something, even though I know you're about as taken as it gets.
4. Damned lucky you're pretty and hot, because you broke my heart, you bastard. Do you know how long I waited for you? Until I was too old, apparently. Take your flash and trash and crash, please oh please. Not that I'm bitter or anything.
5. You started so smart, and ended so...not smart. What's up with that? I'm supposed to feel all warm and fuzzy and safe when you're indulging in public onanism? If you can't get a life, get a room!
6. You're pretty and shiny and fast and cocky and never pretended to be anything else. I [heart] you and you're mine. Just take a lesson from your dumbass big brother and keep it zipped, dude. What? Oh. Well, that grin will get you anywhere.
7. Sucks having a famous daddy, dunnit? Here's the thing: I never knew him, never will. I'm here for you, darling: your wit, your wisdom, your heart, your dedication and the way you look in Interview.
8. OMG you are so wrong for that. For what? PICK ONE. There's lots. You're wrong for all of it, and I love you so. You say the things I cannot, you do the things I cannot, and you shame the weak and insipid. Looks good on'm, too.
Snaffled from a great many people on my flists under both IDs. See if you can guess the fandom. Free hint, for those who've know me awhile: they're all TV. What I have to say to my main book fandom isn't really fit for print.
9. Wow. You've had some work done since last we met, and not all of it good. Don't most people lighten up under the knife? Still, you've got a lot more personality. Just...uh, take a chill pill and count ten before you blow your brains out?
10. I will barely admit to having known you. We met at the movies, where I expected you to be plain, stupid fun, and you were...well....deep for someone so shallow. We shared many a happy night in front of the TV, but no. You may not make me over. I'm a little old for your look. ;)
orange852.1. You were out there, dude, throwing some way freaky parties. You had the host with the most, so I stuck it out about as long as he did. There's a lot to be said for knowing when to say "enough." You were my first, though, so I can never be too bitter.
2. You needed a better decorator and tailor, and dwelled a bit too much on the past without ever learning from it, but day-um, you had the moves!
3. We met when you came up to visit your badly dressed, brooding friend, and I guess it might have been rude to leave with you
4. Damned lucky you're pretty and hot, because you broke my heart, you bastard. Do you know how long I waited for you? Until I was too old, apparently. Take your flash and trash and crash, please oh please. Not that I'm bitter or anything.
5. You started so smart, and ended so...not smart. What's up with that? I'm supposed to feel all warm and fuzzy and safe when you're indulging in public onanism? If you can't get a life, get a room!
6. You're pretty and shiny and fast and cocky and never pretended to be anything else. I [heart] you and you're mine. Just take a lesson from your dumbass big brother and keep it zipped, dude. What? Oh. Well, that grin will get you anywhere.
7. Sucks having a famous daddy, dunnit? Here's the thing: I never knew him, never will. I'm here for you, darling: your wit, your wisdom, your heart, your dedication and the way you look in Interview.
8. OMG you are so wrong for that. For what? PICK ONE. There's lots. You're wrong for all of it, and I love you so. You say the things I cannot, you do the things I cannot, and you shame the weak and insipid. Looks good on'm, too.
Snaffled from a great many people on my flists under both IDs. See if you can guess the fandom. Free hint, for those who've know me awhile: they're all TV. What I have to say to my main book fandom isn't really fit for print.
9. Wow. You've had some work done since last we met, and not all of it good. Don't most people lighten up under the knife? Still, you've got a lot more personality. Just...uh, take a chill pill and count ten before you blow your brains out?
10. I will barely admit to having known you. We met at the movies, where I expected you to be plain, stupid fun, and you were...well....deep for someone so shallow. We shared many a happy night in front of the TV, but no. You may not make me over. I'm a little old for your look. ;)
