Dude, it's snakes. On a plane!
Aug. 19th, 2006 12:37 amYes, I saw it. Yes, I loved it. Yes, I feel very, very dirty. :D It's just wrong to have that much fun when people are dying so horribly for my amusement. Bread and circuses, man.
OK, liberal guilt shit is over.
1. Someone clearly made a list of all the absolutely, positively worst places to get snake-bit, then ran right down the list during filming.
2. Someone else made a list of all the positively, absolutely horrible places a snake can touch someone, then made sure someone got touched right there.
3. OMG JULIANA MARGULIES IN PERIL.
4. OMGWTF SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!ELEVENTY!!!!!
5. OMGWTFBBQ SEE #4!
Snakes on a Plane, guys. The gestalt of plain stupid fun movies is now.
OK, liberal guilt shit is over.
1. Someone clearly made a list of all the absolutely, positively worst places to get snake-bit, then ran right down the list during filming.
2. Someone else made a list of all the positively, absolutely horrible places a snake can touch someone, then made sure someone got touched right there.
3. OMG JULIANA MARGULIES IN PERIL.
4. OMGWTF SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!ELEVENTY!!!!!
5. OMGWTFBBQ SEE #4!
Snakes on a Plane, guys. The gestalt of plain stupid fun movies is now.