John Sheppard is a cat
Aug. 6th, 2006 04:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
justalurkrI cracked wise in an e-mail to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mrshamill about John Sheppard being a human cat, and I don't think she believed me, so I sent the following evidence:
inre John = Cat:
He does not respond (consistently) to verbal commands.
He lounges, slouches, drapes.
He's sort of distracted until he has a target.
There are several Genii who would feel like mice, if they were alive.
He's good natured...until you rub him the wrong way. Claws everywhere, man.
He's charming and independent and doubtless fun to pet.
He's personally meticulous.
He has some of the most cat-like snotty expressions I've ever seen.
ergo: John = Cat.
She said I should post it to my LJ, so here. Am I right?
mrshamill about John Sheppard being a human cat, and I don't think she believed me, so I sent the following evidence:inre John = Cat:
He does not respond (consistently) to verbal commands.
He lounges, slouches, drapes.
He's sort of distracted until he has a target.
There are several Genii who would feel like mice, if they were alive.
He's good natured...until you rub him the wrong way. Claws everywhere, man.
He's charming and independent and doubtless fun to pet.
He's personally meticulous.
He has some of the most cat-like snotty expressions I've ever seen.
ergo: John = Cat.
She said I should post it to my LJ, so here. Am I right?
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