Scars in public: the adventure begins
Aug. 4th, 2016 03:17 pmIt's way too hot for long pants in Georgia right now, so I shall shortly sally forth in bermudas that do not cover my surgical scar, a totally unsubtle streak of pink down the inside of my right leg at the knee.
Will people pity me? Recoil in horror?
My favorite explanation remains "while unicycling across the Grand Canyon, my violin bow slipped and wackiness ensued," which sounds much better than "I stepped onto the grass and gravity said 'you're mine now, bitch.'"
Will people pity me? Recoil in horror?
My favorite explanation remains "while unicycling across the Grand Canyon, my violin bow slipped and wackiness ensued," which sounds much better than "I stepped onto the grass and gravity said 'you're mine now, bitch.'"
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Date: 2016-08-04 08:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-08-05 06:36 pm (UTC)Is the heat melting your makeup and trolling your hair? Or is your GAF as broken as mine at this point? 😎
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Date: 2016-08-06 01:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-08-07 09:55 pm (UTC)Rock on, unruly hair!
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Date: 2016-08-05 08:43 pm (UTC)Remember the sunscreen :)
Snaps fingers... sunscreen!
Date: 2016-08-05 09:05 pm (UTC)