These things just come up in conversation, okay?

[justalurkr]

My Favorite GenX Male Feminist: (his take on Goldilocks is f#ck the Patriarchy)
Me: Well, I always thought Mama Bear's sacrificial nature was BullShevik, as mom would say, but what about this? How hot does porridge have to be to still be too hot after the bears have left and Goldilocks has wandered in and tested the chairs already?

File under "deep conversations at Fortune 500 companies."