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Out of the sock drawer
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Jul
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9th
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2016
01:55 pm
justalurkr
When that thing you thought was a very compact bottle opener turns out to be a whistle.
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Date:
2016-07-09 06:46 pm (UTC)
From:
khek.livejournal.com
...but did it work as a bottle opener?
:)
It did not
Date:
2016-07-09 06:55 pm (UTC)
From:
justalurkr.livejournal.com
The can opener I used next (it's a long way into the kitchen because healing leg) bit a hole in the lid and sort of clawed it off. The girlcat looked mildly impressed.
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Date:
2016-07-10 05:36 am (UTC)
From:
nialla
So you tried to wet your whistle?
[ducks]
The farce is strong with this one
Date:
2016-07-10 01:49 pm (UTC)
From:
justalurkr.livejournal.com
I tried SO HARD.
Look, pretty much every "tactical" item I own has a bottle opener. This could have happened to anyone.
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Date: 2016-07-09 06:46 pm (UTC):)
It did not
Date: 2016-07-09 06:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-07-10 05:36 am (UTC)[ducks]
The farce is strong with this one
Date: 2016-07-10 01:49 pm (UTC)Look, pretty much every "tactical" item I own has a bottle opener. This could have happened to anyone.