Day Four, etc.
Jul. 30th, 2015 12:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
justalurkrArea Manager: (walks around, getting people's schedules and contact numbers in case he needs to speak with them tomorrow)
Kvetch crowd: If he already knows, why is he waiting until tomorrow?
Me: Because if he gave so much as a hint by thought, word or deed, the ceiling would open, HR Enforcement would descend in a cloud of fire, kill him right in front of us and we'd still never find the body.
Equally cracked buddy: except for that last part, I think you're right.
Me: This is HR Enforcement. They can totally kill someone right in front of you without your being able to find the body!
Buddy: No, you're thinking of FCC SWAT. HR Enforcement displays the body as a warning to others.
Me: True...I always wondered what happened to those people who messed up 911 reporting...
Crowd: Y'all ain't right.
Kvetch crowd: If he already knows, why is he waiting until tomorrow?
Me: Because if he gave so much as a hint by thought, word or deed, the ceiling would open, HR Enforcement would descend in a cloud of fire, kill him right in front of us and we'd still never find the body.
Equally cracked buddy: except for that last part, I think you're right.
Me: This is HR Enforcement. They can totally kill someone right in front of you without your being able to find the body!
Buddy: No, you're thinking of FCC SWAT. HR Enforcement displays the body as a warning to others.
Me: True...I always wondered what happened to those people who messed up 911 reporting...
Crowd: Y'all ain't right.
