It's that time of year again

[justalurkr]

Compliance training! Featuring

All the reasons we can fire you (aka code of conduct review)
Stop hoarding e-mail (aka records management)
Don't be a douche (aka harassment policy)
Stop screwing with your timecard before we all get fired (aka fair labor something act review)
I CAN'T WaIT

Comments

[amycooper.livejournal.com]

Uh, yay?

Two things funny so far

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

1. Taking an hour long course in 20 minutes and getting 100% because even if they change the questions, the intent is still the same.

2. People who want me to help them cheat on the code of conduct quiz on account of having taken it for 22 years and basically having the intent memorized when they can't be bothered.

I mock the compliance training, but I do take it seriously. Anyone who doesn't know to answer that quiz in character as an Eagle Scout can bloody well read and memorize their own stuff.