Living alone has consequences
Jan. 4th, 2015 08:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
justalurkrLike waking up in the living room three days after New Year's with the cats laughing at you. Stand up, and your pants fall off because they are for some reason unzipped, even though there's no porn on the PC (yet.)
At least I've lost enough weight for them to fall off instead of cling. (shrug) THERE WILL NOW BE CAFFEINE.
At least I've lost enough weight for them to fall off instead of cling. (shrug) THERE WILL NOW BE CAFFEINE.
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Date: 2015-01-04 08:21 pm (UTC)My mornings usually start with a small person screaming MOMMY and tackling me in my bed. Cutie when he weighed 20 pounds, a little painful when he's 40 pounds.
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Date: 2015-01-06 12:37 am (UTC)Be glad you don't live in the world of Mira Grant's Newsflesh Trilogy: Feed, Deadline and Blackout. Forty pounds is the size at which people and animals carrying the zombie virus can"amplify."