You know you've been reading too much slash when...

[justalurkr]

...in troubleshooting a calling feature actually known as "three party conferencing," your co-worker starts the question:

"So, the person who initiates the three-way..."

and you have to slap your hand over your mouth before you reply:

"Better have brought enough lube for everyone."
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Comments

[wraith816.livejournal.com]

There is no such thing as too much slash! Only not enough slash.

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. Because if I read enough slash, my mind wouldn't have to go to these places to keep itself entertained. It all makes sense now!

[sgflutegirl.livejournal.com]

Like wraith said, you can never have enough slash!! Trust me, the withdrawals that come with not reading slash are a bitch!!

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

Every time I visit my parents, I discover this. [shudder]

[sgflutegirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm going to be going out of town for a little over a week at the beginning of January. No slash for the duration of that trip. It's going to be rough!!

[lunachickk.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

Don't they ask why you slapped your hand over your mouth though?

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

:D Nah. Their pervy little brains were all going places they shouldn't have, too. I was probably the only one present with an all-male mental image going on, I think. Shouldn't assume, of course. ;)

[karendreamer.livejournal.com]

I find life in general much more amusing since slash entered my life. There is a local pizza restaurant commercial with a football theme, but every time I hear "who wants to go in deeper?" I definitely don't think about football or pizza.

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

I don't believe I'd be thinking of those things, either. ;)