Carbohydrate Coma for reals, man OR another chapter in Because I Ate Too Much Normal Food As A Child

[justalurkr]

I caught a good seven and a half hours of sleep last night, then woke up, pounded a can of diet Coke and, in an effort to reduce my supply of canned goods, consumed a package of Top Ramen mixed with condensed Cream of Chicken soup (store brand) and a dash of Trader Joe's Thai Curry Sauce (yellow) for added flavor. Within 15 minutes, I was fast asleep for the next four hours.

Never doing that for breakfast again.