I am appalled and petrified

To avoid housework, I've been googling nonsense most of the morning. DON'T JUDGE ME.

You that auto-complete thing Google does? Where as you type "why isn't the USA spending on infrastructure?" it pops up frequent searches as you laboriously one-finger type into your tablet?

"Why isn't the USA..." auto-completed with "...in the Bible?"

Mind. BLOWN.