Jan. 13th, 2015

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The group is comprised of two Millennials and a Baby Boomer who used to work for me.

Me: How's world domination progressing?
Baby Boomer: (smirks)
Millennials: eh?
Me: The only reason to be a first level manager is if you have ambitions to be some other level of manager and with ambition? Go big or go home.
Millennial 1: (has a "well, duh" look on; he'll go far)
Millinnial 2: HAH HAH HAH AH HAH (it's a fake laugh from someone who clearly thinks he should be a level 2 by now)
Baby Boomer: Yeah? How did yours work out?
Me: (silent wink, tap to the side of the nose)
Baby Boomer: (real laugh)
Millennials: (look spooked)

Yup, still got it.
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Compliance training! Featuring

All the reasons we can fire you (aka code of conduct review)
Stop hoarding e-mail (aka records management)
Don't be a douche (aka harassment policy)
Stop screwing with your timecard before we all get fired (aka fair labor something act review)
I CAN'T WaIT

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