This weather right here?

IS NOT WHY ANYONE LIVES IN ATLANTA.

Now I am less cranky

Seen on tumblr:
conversation at work

• i work at a halloween haunted house park


• Guy who works in a haunted house:The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.


• Me:Yeah? Why's that?


• Guy:If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?


• Me:uh


• Me:i dont get it


• Guy:you can see their bras. Its funny.


• Me:did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?


• Some girl walking past:What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT


• some other boy:HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?


• girl:I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??


• other boy:*SCREAMING*


• girl:*SCREAMING*


• me:*SCREAMING*


• first boy:uh fine whatever fine i get it