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"Do electronics know when we don't love them anymore?"
Emphasizing the recent wonkiness of my ASUS Nexus 7. Baby, when that bezel goes, it's allll over. Solution: BUY A CHROMEBOOK ON WOOT.COM FOR 40% OFF.

"Who knew fedex had a six to eight day ground delivery option? SRSLY?"
No, really. What's the point of FedEx with any delivery deadline than overnight???? WANT MY CHROMEBOOK

"Gotta stop watching woot.com, serious cash hole in my pocket."
Like, every time I log in to check the status of my meant-to-be first and only purchase, I am sorely tempted by "Today's Deal!" and am now a lady in waiting on a Scrubba wash bag. STOP JUDGNING ME. It doubles as a survival supply (my clothes will be clean in a grid-down situation because that's important) and maybe something really useful in the Czech Republic if I go (does the Czech Republic have laundromats?) WHERE IS MY CHROMEBOOK

"OUT FOR DELIVERY ... the three bestest words in the universe"
MY CHROMEBOOK IS COMING MY CHROMEBOOK IS COMING MY CHROMEBOOK IS COMING
IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE
(let the unboxing commence)

I am riveted by the EagleCam

Cam 2 is running full screen on the Chromebook. Babies are asleep at this writing, but morph into bottomless pits of wakefulness without warning. :D