Supernatural 5x01 "Sympathy for the Devil"

I feel very badly for any slash fan who was offended, given that I nearly passed out laughing at the sequence from the season 5 premiere of Supernatural behind the cut. I'm sorry, folks, but if you're going to pretend you've never met this fan in some form or other (or quite possibly are this fan, given that I can't guarantee my own conduct around Joe Flanigan and am quite likely to channel Becky) then you are likely in deep, dark denial.

( Spoilers for S5 premier of Supernatural behind the cut )