Compliance Training
Apr. 29th, 2013 10:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
justalurkrSo my employer, All Your Phones Are Belong To Us, is running through its annual compliance training.
This phase of the training involves nine videos totaling 45 minutes, the collective message of which is ''don't be a douchebag.''
Seriously, we've so far heard the definition of discrimination (douchebaggery extraordinaire,) the importance of not selling proprietary customer information (profitable douchebaggery,) not resetting your passwords to something already used (moronic douchebaggery,) and special to justalurkr, STOP CALLIN THE NON PAYROLL WORKERS 'CONTRACTOR SCUM.'
This phase of the training involves nine videos totaling 45 minutes, the collective message of which is ''don't be a douchebag.''
Seriously, we've so far heard the definition of discrimination (douchebaggery extraordinaire,) the importance of not selling proprietary customer information (profitable douchebaggery,) not resetting your passwords to something already used (moronic douchebaggery,) and special to justalurkr, STOP CALLIN THE NON PAYROLL WORKERS 'CONTRACTOR SCUM.'
