Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters

[justalurkr]

Subtitle: in which Jeremy Renner proves he can take any glop of cheez whiz and,  with the judicious use of black leather and attitude, turn it into gourmet fondue.

Really? You're reading this blog and need more than that? OK. I agree with whichever critic said the R rated language was unnecessary. Oh, and Pagans' knickers are justifiably twisted over this. Still....

JEREMY RENNER
BLACK LEATHER
ATTITUDE

nuff sed

Comments

[nialla]

Renner is the only reason I want to see this movie. Not sure when I'll get to it though. I still haven't seen The Hobbit.

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

Okay, and this is an advantage of life in the 'burbs over clean living in the country. Maybe they'll be on demand soon?

[nialla]

Our theater down the street from the library is temporarily closed. We had hopes they'd show the Hobbit before they closed, but no luck. On the plus side, when they reopen, it will be digital.

I really haven't felt like doing much of anything extra recently. I'm supposed to go with my book club to see a play Saturday and I'm hoping I'm feeling better by then. [fingers crossed]

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

Uh oh.. Looks like I'm overdue to catch up on some LJs. My left fingers are crossed, anyway.

[nialla]

Oh, and I have no idea how Hansel & Gretel ended up on the library's DVD pre-order list. Nope. No, idea.

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

I sense innocent purity in epic amounts.

[nialla]

As pure as my thoughts about Renner's arms and other portions of his anatomy.

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

There are some gratuitous butt shots for sure. Don't look directly at the plot for more than 15 seconds at a time, and you'll be fine.

[nialla]

You mean they attempted to put plot into a cheesy movie with gratuitous Renner butt shots? Who'd notice a plot?