justalurkr | Oh, look! It's an itty, bitty Atlantis Breadbox Teaser!

[LAST FLIGHT OUT OF DODGE COMES IN LOW AND FAST OVER AN ICE
FIELD IN ANTARCTICA. HINTS-FOR-THE-HAPLESS LETTERING INFORM
US THAT IT IS SEVERAL MILLION YEARS AGO IN ANTARCTICA. TWO
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE GAZE LONGINGLY AT ONE ANOTHER, THEN
THE MAN LEAVES THE WOMAN FOR THE SHIP.]

AUDIENCE: Hope he bought you dinner at least, toots.

PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SG-1 SEASON SIX: Hey, it's Typhoid Mary
from "Frozen."

EVERYONE ELSE: Huh?

[SOMEONE ONBOARD THE SHIP GIVES IT SOME GAS AS A TSUNAMI
RUSHES TOWARD THE WOMAN IN THE CITY.]

AUDIENCE: And let the homages begin! Deep Impact, anyone?

NOROMOS: The ship. It's leaving. We *like* this!

WRITERS: Uh...where to begin?

ANTARTICA: PRESENT DAY RESEARCH FACILITY.

[IF THE SGC HAD A GLASS ELEVATOR, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS.
THE WOMAN WHO IS IS NOT JESSICA STEEN EXITS AT THE BOTTOM
FLOOR AND TAKES UP THE ROLE OF DR. ELIZABETH WEIR WITH ALL
THE GRACE OF A PITHED TELEPHONE POLE. SHE STROLLS THROUGH
WHAT COULD BE A HOTH ICE CAVE SET FROM "EMPIRE STRIKES BACK"
TOWARD A GUY WHO ONLY APPEARS TO BE WORKING ON AN IMPERIAL
PROBE DROID CROSSED WITH A RUBBER OCTOPUS.]

WRITERS: Do you plan on giving this a chance at all?

[YOU GUYS DON'T REALLY FOLLOW THE BREADBOX EDITIONS, DO
YOU?]

WRITERS: We heard Nialla was too busy gnawing the guts out
of SG-1's final season to parody Atlantis!

[YOU'RE NOT WRONG; I'M JUST NOT NIALLA.]

WRITERS: Uh....oh.

Profound apologies to anyone who's already seen that.