Because only in fanfiction can Barney Stinson be Eames's wingman:
How I Met Your Forger
(Non-explicit slash crossover of Inception and How I Met Your Mother, Arthur/Eames, premise: what Barney Stinson really does for a living, or the best wingman story EVAR.)
Full disclosure: The story is non-explicit slash so far. Yes, I stopped to recommend it before I finished it based on three character exchanges culminating in:
The other two had to do with office politics and suits, but really? The scene under the cut put me on the floor.
edited to add: it remains non-explicit and gets even funnier.
How I Met Your Forger
(Non-explicit slash crossover of Inception and How I Met Your Mother, Arthur/Eames, premise: what Barney Stinson really does for a living, or the best wingman story EVAR.)
Full disclosure: The story is non-explicit slash so far. Yes, I stopped to recommend it before I finished it based on three character exchanges culminating in:
When Eames goes with Barney to pick up lunch, Barney breaches the subject gently. "So, you want to bang the point man."
Eames chokes on his sandwich, but once he's recovered, he concedes, "I want to do more than that."
"What up," Barney says, holding his hand up for a high five.
The other two had to do with office politics and suits, but really? The scene under the cut put me on the floor.
edited to add: it remains non-explicit and gets even funnier.