Not dead yet; feeling much better
Jul. 4th, 2016 10:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
justalurkrLessons learned so far:
1. Avoid breaking a weight bearing bone.
2. No, really. It'sa showboating, naked grab for sympathy and attention...
3. ...That really fucking hurts.
4. Do not bear weight until told to do so.
5. Then only the amount they say.
6. Use an analog scale to measure the weight because digital lies like a rug and giggles about it.
7. If you ditch your physical therapy at home, THEY KNOW.
8. "Ow" translates to a physical therapist as"cool! Found it! Time to dig in!"
9. Arriving cranky at your crack o dawn pt appointment means YOU MUST BE READY FOR NEW EXCERCISES NEATO.
10. No! Not even a little bit ready! ...resistence is futile.
Srsly, dudes, I am beyond fortunate to be suffering no more than a sore knee for my sins. Western medicine has this crisi shit down. Do what they tell you until you prove otherwise.
1. Avoid breaking a weight bearing bone.
2. No, really. It'sa showboating, naked grab for sympathy and attention...
3. ...That really fucking hurts.
4. Do not bear weight until told to do so.
5. Then only the amount they say.
6. Use an analog scale to measure the weight because digital lies like a rug and giggles about it.
7. If you ditch your physical therapy at home, THEY KNOW.
8. "Ow" translates to a physical therapist as"cool! Found it! Time to dig in!"
9. Arriving cranky at your crack o dawn pt appointment means YOU MUST BE READY FOR NEW EXCERCISES NEATO.
10. No! Not even a little bit ready! ...resistence is futile.
Srsly, dudes, I am beyond fortunate to be suffering no more than a sore knee for my sins. Western medicine has this crisi shit down. Do what they tell you until you prove otherwise.
