Yet more Millennial sass
Oct. 8th, 2014 10:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
A Note to Baby Boomers from the Millennials: Let Go of the Torch
First, no. Not if all you're going to do is post selfies with it.
Second, are you implying that Boomers are no longer young? (narrows eyes) Fifty is, like, the new 30 or something. I've lost track.
Third, clearly you have mistaken "listen to us" for "listen to youth."
Lastly, pleading with Boomers? Really? I've read that the Millennial generation is actually bigger than the boom -- 80m vs. 77m. Until you kids learn to spit on your hands, hoist the Jolly Roger and start slitting throats like we did, you're all going to starve together.
First, no. Not if all you're going to do is post selfies with it.
Second, are you implying that Boomers are no longer young? (narrows eyes) Fifty is, like, the new 30 or something. I've lost track.
Third, clearly you have mistaken "listen to us" for "listen to youth."
Lastly, pleading with Boomers? Really? I've read that the Millennial generation is actually bigger than the boom -- 80m vs. 77m. Until you kids learn to spit on your hands, hoist the Jolly Roger and start slitting throats like we did, you're all going to starve together.