You might be addicted if

 You get twitchy boycotting tumblr for even just one day.

In other news, I now have a (very low-paying) job that starts one year and two days after my last one ended.

A Bible. Some lipstick. An inhaler.

 With floodwaters rising and a rescue boat waiting, the urgent question: What to bring?

http://wapo.st/2vvCraV

This is possibly the most Southern thing I've seen in awhile.