If you qualified to be a Yuppie...

...can you be a hipster?

I say ye nay, as hipsters are but economically disadvantaged Yuppies with their shabby chic. We Yuppies may have suffered from monochromatic suits and 80s hair, but we otherwise looked pretty sharp and no power in the 'verse could outspend us.

My Gen X coworker is now working a theory about "this generation's Kerouacs" or something.