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1. Wake up to discover that your nail polish isn't self-leveling, because still streaky at three coats. Throw away your first bottle of polish evar.
2. Strip off the streaky base of what would have been brilliant nail art and apply comfort manicure (two coats, perfectly self-leveling, of your favorite polish. (OPI's Worth a Pretty Penne at the moment.)
3. Realize ZOMG LATE and smudge comfort manicure while emptying the dishwasher.
4. Realize the drip tray on your George Foreman Grill is out of alignment and the juices of your hamburger patty (what? steak and eggs on a regular basis is too expensive even for this First Worlder) are running over the counter.
5. Smudge a nail on the other hand of your comfort manicure cleaning up the grill's accident. Resist the urge to swat the grill across the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
6. Realize it's really fr rlz the end of summer when the shower takes longer (like, any time at all) to heat up.
7. Wear sandals to work anyway because Georgia autumn still gets pretty warm. (Defiance of office dress code is definitely a First World problem.)
8. Why are the car keys under the cutting board?
9. Search for micro USB car charger because you forgot to plug in the tablet last night.
10. Realize all of this stuff frustrating you is definitely in the First World problems category and marvel at the human brain's ability to make stress drama out of it anyway.
2. Strip off the streaky base of what would have been brilliant nail art and apply comfort manicure (two coats, perfectly self-leveling, of your favorite polish. (OPI's Worth a Pretty Penne at the moment.)
3. Realize ZOMG LATE and smudge comfort manicure while emptying the dishwasher.
4. Realize the drip tray on your George Foreman Grill is out of alignment and the juices of your hamburger patty (what? steak and eggs on a regular basis is too expensive even for this First Worlder) are running over the counter.
5. Smudge a nail on the other hand of your comfort manicure cleaning up the grill's accident. Resist the urge to swat the grill across the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
6. Realize it's really fr rlz the end of summer when the shower takes longer (like, any time at all) to heat up.
7. Wear sandals to work anyway because Georgia autumn still gets pretty warm. (Defiance of office dress code is definitely a First World problem.)
8. Why are the car keys under the cutting board?
9. Search for micro USB car charger because you forgot to plug in the tablet last night.
10. Realize all of this stuff frustrating you is definitely in the First World problems category and marvel at the human brain's ability to make stress drama out of it anyway.
