Well, I was rich for a minute

It's bonus day at All Your Phones Are Belong To Us, and I admired that fat-ass paycheck for a full three minutes before transferring all but rent and basic expenses to VISA.

Sigh. Well, there's always my tax refund, unless I finally broke the code on how to arrange one's W-4 to avoid overpaying.

What's polite customer care speak ...

...for "aren't you just a whiny little rhymes with witch?"