SNOWMAGGEDON THIS IS NOT A DRILL

There's, like, totally half an inch of snow out there and we're working from home. ZOMG ALERT THE ZOMBIES. Or maybe the lizard people, who are about as common as snow south of the Mason/Dixon line in the flat places.

Signs you may be an addict: permission to work from home due to inclement weather, visible piles of melting slush on the road...unsafe to go to the office, but...convenience store for more diet Coke? NO PROBLEM, BRO.