Three fifty-something women walk into an instant message chat

Wireline refugee: where's the training? train me!
Wireless ex-contractor: why u mad, sis?
Me: (Refugee,) in wireless, sometimes the e-mail is the training.
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Me: (Ex-contractor,) sometimes our wild west ways make the wireline refugees craziery.
The other two: mmmph.

The youngest of the three at 53, I'm having to be the adult and I am not enjoying it. Plus, if I'm the adult in the room, we are all SO HOSED.