And for Monday the 13th, we celebrate...

*Frog Jumping Day: 13 Link  

Really, interwebs? That's all ya got for a day I've always considered much more menacing than any Friday 13 could be?

OMG SO WRONG

For those of us who had a learner's permit when Star Wars first came out but were not yet allowed to drive in the city, this is a knife through the heart.

For those of us still young enough to give narrow-eyed glances at the people merging on to I75 at less than freeway speeds, YEAH.