Well, the good news is...

( cut for...It's medical crap happening to me and I still think it's TMI )

edited to correct verb agreement and pimp the links so the pop open in other windows

OMG want

Or, "Yes, I am avoiding work; why do you ask?"

After any number side-ads while surfing and watching the season 9 premiere of Project Runway... OMG I WANT A(n) HP Touchpad.

I just want to feel it up inappropriately, love it, squeeze it and call it "George." And I can't draw to save my life.