dear creepy dudes at the bar explaining why I "should expect to be harassed/raped looking the way I do": pic.twitter.com/XAf90GUm5N— Laci Green (@gogreen18) March 18, 2015
(pic is of the tweeter providing a rigid digit to said creepy dudes, if the embed doesn't go well)
If we're "Intelligently Designed," why don't our bodies produce caffeine? Checkmate, religion.— InfoSec Taylor Swift (@SwiftOnSecurity) March 18, 2015
If we New Yorkers can't get takeout in the storm, be advised: we will definitely start eating the tourists. #Snowmageddon2015— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) January 26, 2015
Mars doesn't have oxygen and it can make your eyes boil in your head while you freeze to death. But, please, tell me about your snowstorm.— SarcasticRover (@SarcasticRover) January 26, 2015
Dear East Coast: Are you dead yet? Have the bears come? What about the wolves? WHAT ABOUT THE YETI?— John Scalzi (@scalzi) January 26, 2015
East coasters: Be safe and don't eat neighbors unless you have to. But if you do, eat the dude in 3B. Because, seriously, THAT fuckin' dude.— John Scalzi (@scalzi) January 26, 2015
Okay, it's mostly Hiddleston's adorable face, but looks like a good cause, too. TRICK OR TREAT FOR UNICEF!
Do kids still do that? Or is trick or treating no longer a thing?