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1. Find your desired tag, for example:
James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers/Tony Stark

2. Search results default to newest to oldest, which be a nice grab bag, but (nosewrinkle) if this is new. From the sort and filter panel on the right, check "complete only" near the bottom and sort by "kudos" from the drop down menu near the top.

3. Click sort and filter for the Yelp of that pairing.

Which reminds me!

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I have:
(1) consumed an entire quart of sour cream as adobo dip. (No link to a recipe; I just sprinkled  a TON of adobo seasoning into the bowl, mixed well and consumed with Wheat Thins. I know.)
(2) Washed two (2) loads of towels.
(3) Read the ENTIRE RDJ Advises tag on Copperbadge's tumblr.
(4) Read the lion's share of an Avengers/Arrow/Walking Dead crossover, which I plan to finish tonight despite the MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH of my FAVORITE CHARACTER and the fact that it's NOT ACTUALLY FINISHED. (snif) Guys with bows FYEAH
(5) Am 1/2 way through with a kick ass purple manicure. (Layers got to dry, yo.)
view kick ass purple manicure )
edited to add: wait until nails are dry for pix or risk shaky cam

Seems productive to me, yes/no?
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This is another I'm not even done with the story and I must rec it. Tony has a legacy and, among other things, a cat. Named Macavity. OMG THAT CAT.

Anyway, as it says in the subject line, explicit-ish slash. Which of course means I think there can never be enough Tony/Gibbs boots-knocking in the world.

The Avengers are there (so far in the form of Phil and Clint) so you should be clued in thar be superpowers here, and I'm not talking about that thing where Gibbs is always right behind the person talking about him.

You will know when I stopped to rec the story when Gibbs thinks about the cat silently judging him and the consequences of being found wanting. So. Very. CAT.
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Two things are recommended before reading this story:
1. You've either seen the movie Inception, or know why Dom Cobb has this crazy impossible task to do.
2. The slashy vibe between Arthur and Eames has to have thwapped you upside the head.

Why am I recommending non-explicit slash? Because it's a hysterically funny look inside the crazy, crazy brain of Dom Cobb, post-movie. Tragic, his whole world is, filled with dangers to his little angels through no fault of his own. (snort) At least he has back up.
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Five Kinks Tony Stark Does Not Have Anymore Thanks to Steve Rogers (+1 he still likes)
by Silverfoxflower, 2525 words

As mentioned in the subject line this is crack (crackiest crack I've read in awhile,) slash (m/m, Rogers/Stark & Barton/Coulson, though the explicit stuff mainly fails to happen or happens in the background (author's additonal tags are Bad Sex, Bad Decisions, Humor, Crack.)  Or, what happens when Tony Stark and Clint Barton engage in the Olympics of Pornographic Idiocy and drag their boyfriends with them.

Why the Tony in this story no longer has a massage kink is coldly, cruelly, hysterically wrong.
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Moving In (To Every Single Aspect of Danny's Life, Including the Boring Bits Like Dry-Cleaning) by westgirl
Hawaii Five-0
Male/Male slash, Teen and Up rating
Summary: It felt wrong for Steve to sound unsure of his place in Danny’s life. His place in Danny’s life was at Danny’s side, driving him slowly insane. Steve should feel secure about that.

FYI: I stopped to recommend this at the point when Chin said "We're going to get lunch," and Kono added "On the mainland," as much because it was funny as that I needed to get my breathing under control and make the wheezing stop.
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Sentient Toaster FTW!

Some Things Shouldn't Be a Chore (link to all four chapters on one page at AO3)
by: scifigrl47
AO3 Summary:
 Steve takes things like personal responsibility and respect seriously. Tony's got people he pays to take care of that kind of thing, and anyway, he's pretty sure that he's going to die of some exotic disease in his workshop, because Dummy's still a little spotty about what is 'clean' enough to put on an open wound. The rest of the Avengers are in this for personal gain, except for Clint, he just enjoys being a dick.
 And some things shouldn't be a chore.

's Summary: A chore chart goes up at the Avengers Mansion. Wackiness ensues. Avengers + Roombas alone worth the price of admission. Captain America + Manslut!Iron Man is frosting on the cake. I dig the sequels, too.

Rating:Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Relationships:  Steve Rogers/Tony Stark,  Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Characters: Steve Rogers,  Tony Stark,  Thor (Marvel),  Natasha Romanov,  Bruce Banner,  Jarvis (Iron Man movies),  Phil Coulson,  Clint Barton,  Sentient Toaster
Additional Tags:  Humor,  Fluff, Pre-Slash, Domestic, Author has mental issues
Series:  Part 1 of the In Which Tony Stark Builds Himself Some Friends (But His Family Was Assigned by Nick Fury) series
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Pimpin' crack, yo. I was actually looking for an epic AU that paired Steve McGarrett and John Sheppard, and found this series, "Feelings Are Boring," in a completely different universe (Trek 2009) and genre, i.e., crack. There are only two stories so far  totaling about  23k words and I am again recommending a story (the second, with the slash in it) before finishing. (Tries to be if not ashamed, at least a little chagrined. Fails.)  I mention that I haven't finished yet because the discrepancy between the movie (absent mom, jackass stepfather,) and this story may be explained, but then again, why? It's crack, pretty hot crack and has already involved recasting Kirk's mom as a liberating foul-mouthed engineer who calls Pike "command bitch" and a species of intelligent cats with a warrior bonding ritual.

First story: One Foot in Front of the Other by lazulisong.
Summary: Winona is called to fix the cock-up of the Yorktown's engines. She uses one of the science-bitches to help her do it
Gen,  1390 words.

Favorite quotes, cut for the spoiler sensitive )

Second Story: Feelings Are Boring, lazulisong
Summary: This is not exactly what Jim thought the 'exploring strange new worlds and exotic civilizations' was about. Also, Vulcans are kind of crazy. Jim and Spock go through a alien ritual, which, yes, changes everything -- he's hoping for the better. Spock just wants to get through this with his sanity, if not his dignity, mostly intact.
Rated as Gen, M/M. (I'd call it full contact or pants-on gen and am not quite 1/2 way through) 22k words. Oh, and illustrated, FTW.

Favorite quotes, again behind the I'm!Not!Spoiling!Cut )

justalurkr: (dork)
Because only in fanfiction can Barney Stinson be Eames's wingman:

How I Met Your Forger

(Non-explicit slash crossover of Inception and How I Met Your Mother, Arthur/Eames, premise: what Barney Stinson really does for a living, or the best wingman story EVAR.)

Full disclosure: The story is non-explicit slash so far. Yes, I stopped to recommend it before I finished it based on three character exchanges culminating in:

Final straw. I HAD to rec it afer this. )

The other two had to do with office politics and suits, but really? The scene under the cut put me on the floor.

edited to add: it remains non-explicit and gets even funnier.
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Did I recommend this story? I can't remember and don't tag consistently enough, I guess.

I don't even know what the fandom shorthand for Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series is and didn't actually read past the second book because, still a little touchy from the Jean-Claude vs. Richard Zeeman drama in the Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter fandom, I dropped out when I heard Ms. Plum couldn't make up her mind between two hotties, either. (Given that the series has gone to eighteen novels with no apparent resolution in sight, I feel slightly vindicated; on the other hand, Plum isn't banging everything that moves, breathing or not, so I could be missing a bet here.) This entire story is told from her point of view and the character list below leaves out a lot of people from the show and the books who do pop up.

F'rinstance, the interaction between House and Grandma Mazur makes the whole thing worth the price of admission all by itself. The monster truck rally is just gravy!

So, House-Stephanie Plum crossover with a non-explicit House/Wilson 'ship (unless you begrudge visible m/m kissing) told from Stephanie Plum's point of view, and far more credible as a crossover than I would have expected. Also, fall-off-your-chair funny in a great many places.

I did have the occasional concern that House was a little too visibly compassionate, but he is seen from another point of view and pretty focused on Wilson, so I can squeeze it into his character for the purposes of this romp.

Question for Stephanie Plum fans: is the car thing a running gag? She really goes through that many?

Data from archive of our own:
Bounty Hunter Bedlam by hwshipper
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: M/M
Fandoms: House M.D., Stephanie Plum - Evanovich
Relationship: Greg House/James Wilson
Characters: Greg House, James Wilson, Stephanie Plum
Additional Tags: Crossover, Crime, Caper Fic, Humor
Challenge: house big bang
Collections: House M.D. Big Bang Challenge - Round Two
Words: 27093
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So, a BNF of my acquaintance (over the internet only) was musing on Facebook about when did she become a Big Name Fan? Which got me to thinking about Essays I Had Seen on BNF-dom. Which led to a four hour Google extravaganza that failed to turn up the essay I most likely hallucinated that defined in the most hilarious terms possible what a BNF is and isn't, but did turn up the following fan fiction story, which I have no idea how to classify:

Pairing Pendragon / Merlin by Anon

I could babble at great length about what I think it is (beyond beverage snortingly funny) but the FanLore Wiki entry does a much more concise and coherent job.

Ever aware of the diversity of my flist, I will warn for meta, slash and the aforementioned hazards posed by beverages near a keyboard while reading.

edited to add: gimme a few minutes to figure out how I honked up the HTML, sorry Okay, preview looks better.
justalurkr: (so. very. doomed)
Written By The Victors

Author: [livejournal.com profile] cesperanza
Fandom: SGA
Rating: NC-17 slash, het (we're calling this bitextual now?)

Why? The meta on fandom fussing about ship, slash, characterization and the psychosexual bullshit in fandom alone is worth the price of admission. There is also a balls-out brilliant love story or three in this.

Must-read especially for academics, historians and/or anyone else with a passing acquaintance with the writng style. This story has a bibliography and index! !!1!1zomgSQUEE 1!!

Brace yourself: story weighs in at 336k, and is totally, completely the reason I didn't get shit done on my beta duties for [livejournal.com profile] nialla42 or [livejournal.com profile] owleyesarisen.


edit to add: It's 336k? What is it ABOUT, before I go kerflop into it? Any warnings? In other words: light spoilage, then scroll a lot for grossly heavy-handed spoilage. )
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What is the differential diagnosis for blue scales?

A House/Stargate: Atlantis crossover

All dialog, all crack, not so much as suggestive content.
justalurkr: (dork)
It's slash. It's het. It's voyeurism. It's rapidly becoming my favorite SGA genre: OT4, or team!porn.

Very, very explicit, and has one of the best dork!John lines (only he could get away with it) at the very beginning:

Works and Plays Well With Others

From the author:
Works and Plays Well With Others
by Hth

So I impulsively started a little bitty porny thing at 2 a.m., and it kind of kept going, and now, four hours and four thousand words later, I give you team!porn, the breakfast of champions.
justalurkr: (Malcolm)
It seems that [livejournal.com profile] seperis is traumatized by objects to Papa Smurf/Gargamel because they're DIFFERENT SIZES.

I blame her for thinking of this offer the following example of One Crossed Over the Cuckoo's nest:

Mordor, She Wrote.

Title: Mordor, She Wrote
Author: Executrix
Pairing: Jayne/Sam (LotR)
Rating: R?
Summary: Milk run...just drop some jewelry down a volcano.

[[livejournal.com profile] justalurkr's note: edges to NC-17 slash]

It's a very, very short read. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
justalurkr: (dork)
Yes, you read the subject line correctly. Some Harry Potter-loving hero of the Colbert Nation has perpetrated a crossover of breathtaking...uh, truthiness?

Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness

edited to add: does mention various 'ships in the context of, well...doing what Colbert does. :D

Am only about half-way through, and it appears to be gen, perhaps PG for language, and (to me) fall-off-the-chair funny.

Cut for possible spoiler. )

I love SGA!

Aug. 1st, 2006 01:01 am
justalurkr: (And Furthermore...)
I love this fandom.

This promo:
With A Little Bit of Stargate (Hewlett)

inspired this story:
Love in an Elevator
(NC-17, explicit m/m slash)

which has this vid:
Elevator Porn (No Sleep Tonight)
as a trailer.

That, my friends, is synergy. Or something equally cool.

justalurkr: (Atlantis)
The Dark Side by astolat

Recommended for the summary quote alone:

"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said.

"Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.

I'll get back to you on the slash content and rating. It's marked McShep, but no rating. Contains non-explicit mansex, about which Rodney feels rilly, rilly guilty for at least five whole minutes.

Also, the following made me lose my sh!t completely:

Yoda would probably have something meaningful and illuminating to tell him right about now about attachment leading to suffering, which Rodney was fairly sure would make him want to punch the Jedi Master in his little green head.
justalurkr: (dork)
Crack, with a side of peyote and clam dip

New Fic: You Only Love Me For My Mind, by Auburn
Title: You Only Love Me For My Mind (Brain of Blood)
Author: Auburn
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Rating: PG-13
Size: ~ 2075 words
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit being made, written for entertainment only
Pairing: Nothing overt, possible Sheppard/McKay if you squint or take drugs
Genre: humor
Warnings: my sense of humor, maybe a couple of bad words
A/N: Written for xanphibian's B-Movie Ficathon, prompt to be found at the end

Summary: Atlantis needs brains!

Why am I recommending this? Because I want to know how scary is it, anyway, that this Rodney seemed perfectly in character?
justalurkr: (dork)
Role Models, by Sealie

Rated PG, John and Rodney friendship, crossover with the Canadian show, "Traders." I've only seen a few clips of David Hewlett's performance in that courtesy of enterprising netpals I shall leave anonymous lest they get besieged by requests, but the show is clearly worth a look.


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